Let's read some Jokes!

Jokes are an essential part of the English language and culture. If you really want to understand English, it will help if you're able to understand the jokes that people tell in English! Check out the jokes on these pages and see if you understand them. Try telling a joke you like to your friends. It's a good way to practise your English.



joke 1. Why so Dumb?

Answer:

Man: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God: "So you would love her."
Man: "But God, why did you make her so dumb?"
God: "So she would love you."

joke 2. Heaven and Hell

What's the difference between Heaven and Hell?

Answer:

In Heaven...
the French are the cooks
the Germans are the engineers
the British are the police
the Swiss are the managers
the Italians are the lovers

In Hell...
the British are the cooks
the French are the managers
the Italians are the engineers
the Germans are the police
the Swiss are the lovers

joke 3. Dirty Coffee

A customer ordered some coffee in a café. The waiter arrived with the coffee. and placed it on the table. After a few moments, the customer called for the waiter.

'Waiter,' he said. 'There's dirt in my coffee!'

'That's not surprising, Sir,' replied the waiter. 'It was ground only half-an-hour ago.'

Joke 4. Apple

If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have?

answer :3 !!!

Joke 5. the traffic light!

What did the traffic lights say to the car?

answer: Don't look now. I'm changing!

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